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A big list of dmv jokes! 16 of them, in fact! Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! In his late 80s, my father-in-law went to the DMV to renew his driver’s license. At one point during the road test, he approached a four-way stop, looked to his left, and cruised straight through the stop sign. Russian joke: a tourist gets pulled over by a cop in Russia. Cop: You were speeding! I am going to confiscate your driver's license and I'm calling for a tow truck to take away your car. Tourist: But I need to get to the airport and the car is a rental! Cop: I dont care. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too. Joke has % from votes. More jokes about: alcohol, cop, death, driving, women%(2K).

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit?. In his late 80s, my father-in-law went to the DMV to renew his driver’s license. At one point during the road test, he approached a four-way stop, looked to his left, and cruised straight through the stop sign. “Sir! You didn’t look to your right,” yelled the frightened inspector. read more. A sixteen year old boy who had long hair turned 16 and asked his father if he could get a driver license. The father said he could if he got a haircut. The boy commented "But Jesus had long hair." True said his father "But everywhere that Jesus went, he walked.".

Scoring points is a good thing, unless it's on your driving record. Still, if you know how your state's point system works, you'll have a better game plan for keeping your license —and your auto insurance rates low. Scoring points is a good. Drivers can obtain information about their own driving record, including former license numbers, by contacting the department of motor vehicles. Introduction Although the exact rules differ between states, most drivers in the U.S can access. After a recent two-hour sit at the DMV, I watched most people leaving bitter and complaining about the photo on their new driver's license. This reaction to a bad photo isn't surprising, considering you have to live with it for years. These.